If I Were Derek Jeter, I would kill Arod right now….

…after a quick makeout session with Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, or any of the other fine ladies the captain has been linked too.  Unfortunately all the celeb hook-ups in the world will not be able to undo the damage left by Alex Rodriguez’s quote:

“The reality is there’s been a change in the relationship of 14 years and, hopefully, we can just put it behind us. You go from sleeping over at somebody’s house five days a week, and now you don’t sleep over. It’s just not that big of a deal.”

Ugh, how embarassing.  Now all the Yankee-haters once again have a leg to stand on.  Just because Alex Rodriguez isn’t a good public speaker.  Sleep overs?  Come on now, seriously, who has sleep overs.  Such a comment is ripe for parody, I still can’t get over it.  Arod might have well had said that he and Derek’s relationship wasn’t the same after he professed his love to him and in turn it was rejected.  I mean, that’s the same reason that rift was caused in Mike Piazza’s and Fred Wilpon’s relationship (ouch)!

Derek responded basically saying he doesn’t care and they root for each other when on the field and that’s all that matters.  He is 100% correct.  This is your job, you don’t have to like everyone, but you should all share a common goal and strive to achieve it.  Should you fail, for whatever the reason (like being a crybaby), you get fired.  Simple as that.

At least Arod does have his moments, like this Grand Slam off the Mets.

arod hitting a grand slam off the Mets…pffft!